The huge-titted MILF hooker and the skeptic

The guy in this scene thinks he knows what he wants: a young, big-titted hooker. We say "thinks" because he really doesn't know what he wants. Oh, sure, when Melony Melons shows up at his door, he sees that her huge tits are to his liking. But as for her age...well, she's not young. She's in her 50s (52, to be exact). But Melony knows the way to a man's heart is through his cock, so she offers him a deal: If she doesn't give him the best fuck of his life, it's free.

You can guess what happens.

In real life, Melony is a mom who lives in Las Vegas.

"My passions include cooking, painting and interior design," she said. Fucking, too.

"I played softball and volleyball while attending Catholic school. I like the Los Angeles Chargers. Their cheerleaders are hot as fuck!"

Catholic school, eh? Guess it didn't take.

"I'm a bit of an adrenaline junky, so my perfect day could include skydiving, parasailing or bear hunting," she said. "I'm not your typical starlet."

As for having sex with younger men, Melony told us about the time a boyfriend wanted her to fuck a 19-year-old, tape it and send him the video.

"I was 50, so it was fun on so many levels. I was really worried the 19-year-old would take one look at me and call it off, but he loved what he saw."

Of course he did. Who wouldn't?